You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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