That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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