Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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