lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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