No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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