That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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