i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I got inside last night via doggy door
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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