This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I party with great urgency now.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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