Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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