How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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