I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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