He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize
