laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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