I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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