My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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