Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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