if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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