How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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