just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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