This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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