Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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