the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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