i think i have two assholes
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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