When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Text me some of your sweat
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