I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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