perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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