I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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