oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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