i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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