People in love make me want to vomit
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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