Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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