why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You don't make any sense
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