Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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