if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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