What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
