Define "chronic" masturbator.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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