i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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