i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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