smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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