and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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