Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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