I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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