If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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