Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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