i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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