I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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