That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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