therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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