How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'