I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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