all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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