Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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