Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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